“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”
I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
THIS IS EVEN WORSE
DYING
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I WAS IN THE SHOWER AND I FOUND A HAIR ON MY NIPPLE??? SO I SHAVED IT OFF BUT I NICKED MY NIPPLE AND NOW ITS BLEEDING IM CRYING WHAT IF I HAVE A DISFIGURED NIPPLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE??? WHAT IF I GROW A SECOND NIPPLE RIGHT NEXT TO IT AND THEN I LOOK STUPID???? I HATE MY LIFE
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Happy birthday, Tamaki Suoh!
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Long Term Exposure of Mating Gold Fireflies
Japanese photographer Yuki Karo goes to various places around Maniwa and Okayama Prefectures in Japan and uses long exposure to capture some stunning shots of mating gold fireflies.
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one time in middle school, the principal dressed up as wonder woman and had the town fire department strap her to a harness and called a whole assembly so she could fly over the school
FUCKIN LOOK AT THIS
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I have books.
You don’t read. You don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy with people you know better than your own family. To live with them. Have you ever loved anything? Do you have any idea? (x)
This is so cool.
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If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.
Then just walk away.
This is actually the best possible reaction, because this way you don’t just get them mad, you get them to think
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