“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”
I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
THIS IS EVEN WORSE
I WAS IN THE SHOWER AND I FOUND A HAIR ON MY NIPPLE??? SO I SHAVED IT OFF BUT I NICKED MY NIPPLE AND NOW ITS BLEEDING IM CRYING WHAT IF I HAVE A DISFIGURED NIPPLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE??? WHAT IF I GROW A SECOND NIPPLE RIGHT NEXT TO IT AND THEN I LOOK STUPID???? I HATE MY LIFE
If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.
Then just walk away.
This is actually the best possible reaction, because this way you don’t just get them mad, you get them to think